You Find Them In Your Socks

If you, like me, took off your socks after reading this title, never fear. I’m not talking about anything disgusting here, I promise not to branch off into the many strange places these things take you. For those of you who haven’t figured it out yet, I’m talking about feet. We each come with a pair, and throughout our lives use them for various activities. You can walk with them, kick people with them, or even use them to pick things up! I have never particularly liked feet- in fact, I tend to find them slightly off-putting. Its not so much the fact that they are always on the ground that bothers me so much as the way they look. Call me superficial, but feet are weird! Obviously some people have much more attractive feet than others. Britanny’s feet are absolutely adorable, while other pairs of feet are somewhat less desirable.

There are two main applications of feet. The first is probably pretty obvious: we use them to walk around. Since that is so clear (and slightly boring) I am not going to divulge deeper into this application. The second application of feet is the ability to dress them up in cute shoes, and to showcase them with cute pants! I’m not biased or anything, I just think that everybody loves to accessorize their feet. You can’t always wear the right mitts to go with an outfit (its often too hot for them) but shoes are much more socially acceptable! Has no one seen the “no shoes, no shirts, no service” signs? We value shoes! Unless your Britanny, in which case you kick your shoes off more than you kick off your socks (which is a lot)!

Its too bad that Britanny doesn’t like to wear shoes, because I have so many different pairs of shoes that have been given to her. And they are amazingly adorable. When she does wear them you can’t stop from being amazed at how cute her feet are. Whenever I see her shoes I have the incessant need to put them on her and show her off. Unfortunately she doesn’t even make it out the door with the shoes on her feet. I will just have to wait until she is older before letting her wear shoes all the time. After all, she has to get used to shoes before she starts running everywhere!