Thursday, 18 August 2011

5 Reasons why a Stroller Ride is Equivalent to a Roller Coaster for Babies

  1. You have to hold onto the handlebars for fear of death! If you don’t believe me, see this picture. P170811_11.31Obviously letting go of the handlebars will make you fall the 2 feet to your doom. Britanny has clearly forgotten that she is firmly strapped into her stroller…
  2. You go over bumps all the time. This basically means that you keep being jostled from left to right, right to left, up and down, etc.
  3. You can’t ignore the constant fact that you’re moving at someone else’s will, and this person might even feel inclined to take you off-roading! Let me tell you, strollers don’t always travel so well on the grass…
  4. Sometimes you get so scared you pee your diaper. Don’t worry, it happens to the best of the babies. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
  5. Most importantly, after all this, they are fun!P170811_17.25 There is nothing like a good stroller ride, even if you do have to go off-roading. Who wouldn’t appreciate being pushed around by someone else all day? As you may discover, going around in a stroller is extremely fun… just like a roller coaster! So why don’t you hop in a stroller sometime and save yourself 50 bucks?

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